he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
