sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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