My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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