4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
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