god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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