he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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