It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
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