It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
he fucked my hip out of place.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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