I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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