physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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