the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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