Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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