She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
i was so unappreciative the bar was giving out sweatbands UNTIL I casually used it during sex.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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