I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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