Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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