This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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