I'm really into asian looking animals
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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