bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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