Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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