i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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