He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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