Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
The struggles of a small town man whore
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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