i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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