So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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