is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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