i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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