He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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