You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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