all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
