How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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