Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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