Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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