if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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