Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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