Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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