I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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