Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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