I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I have feelings that need drinking.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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