Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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Oh Jesus.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
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