I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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