A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
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How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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