I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
Randomize
