I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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