did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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