My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
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