Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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