I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
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