Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
