You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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