Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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