I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
