she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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