Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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